Thursday, July 26, 2007

ok, so...

i have 2 blogs that are in "draft" mode right now and a bunch of other things that are "works in progress" on my computer, so i feel a little guilty about this, but i decided i'd still get this out there.

so, without further ado...

5 ADVANTAGES OF BEING HOMELESS!!! YEA!

1. you'll never have to worry about putting your in-laws up after a surprise visit!

2. no telemarketers can hassle you about reducing your monthly mortgage payments.

3. neighbor kids wont be hitting baseballs through your window any time soon (you might want to wear a helmet, though).

4. no more jury-duty, anyone?!

5. it's a great way to meet homeless chicks.

in the style of best/worst/top list things, i made sure these were especially terrible. aaron, you can hit me later.

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